APRIL FOOL | A HILARIOUS STORY OF A COMMON MAN (IN TELUGU)

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Written by Raghu Reddy Bandam

        
            Rojuki 24 gantalu,nelaki 30rojulu,year ki 365 days  inni roju mamooluga unde manishini april lo maatram enduku fool avthadu.april month manalni fool ni cheyadaniki try chesthundaaa??  Naaku, april month ki yedo teliyani gharshana modalaindi.chaala mandi chaala sarlu aa month lo fool ni cheyadaniki try chesaru. Kaani april mida kopamo,fool ane padam mida unna dweshamo telidu.nannevaru fool cheyalekapoyaru.

                    Idi ilaa undaga degree complete chesanu.chaala intelligent ni naaku job easy ga vasthundanna confidence ekkado peaks lo undedi.kaani government job eh cheyyali ani fix aipoyanu. Endukante government eh prajalni enni samvastaralaina  foolsgaane unchuthundi,nenu anduke "government lo part kaavali" anukunna.

               Degree aipoyi 2 years aipoindi.Job application pettani department ledu. "Jeevitham....Ee exams ki pettina karchutho hyd lo chinna business pettukovachu" anipinchindi. Ee year job raakapothe ikaa govt job pai aashalu vadulukundamani anukunnanu. Kaani chivarigaa indian raiways lo okkasariki exam raayalani korika undedi, adento 5,6 saarlu apply chesina halltkt kuda raaledu ,malli apply chesa . haltkt raadani baadhatho konni rojulu gadipesa..,Anduke Halltck Vachindemo?Halltkt vachina tharvtha anandham lo asalu em chadavaledu.ammamma boddu kinda unde thaalam chevi,mana brain lo unde knowledge ni evaru tiskuntaru ani dhairyamga unna. 

        Devudiki entha mokkina exam date raaakunda aapaledu,Kaneesam aa date raakunda inko date vachelaa kuda cheyyaledu! Anduke nenu assalu devunni nammanu.

               Exam date 24th april raane vachindi.xam centre hyd lo. 23rd Night bayaluderi mrng exm raaddamani plan. Hyd buses unde place maa village ki oka 40kms untundi. Mari em niralkshyamo,emo late ga bayaluderi aa place ki reach ayya. 

               Akkada digi hero level lo okaa cigarette thaagesi bus kosam wait chesthunna. 40 mints gadichindi nite 11pm aindi.busstand lo okkaru kuda leru. Bayam anedi ekkado palce kaadu kada...!.vasthundanukunna bus raaledu,anukoni bayam body lo ki vachesindi. Akkade tiruguthu oka watchmen kanipinchadu.velli Hyderabad bus gurinchi adigaa.inkekkadi bus 10.30pm k last bus malli mrng 4ki undi annadu. Naa mind block aindi.mari naa exm center ki ela vellali.mrng 4ki ekkina xm 10ki 8hrs journey ...asalu jarige pani kaadu,appude okaa lorry vachindi ,vaadiki naa situation cheppanu.hyd velladam ledu,bt vaadu velle palce nundi hyd vehicles untayani akkada dimpesthanani cheppadu. Naaku vaadini chustene bayamesthundi .vaadu cheppina place ki inthavaraku vellaledu.aina lorry lo ekkesa.safe ga vaadu cheppina place lo dimapdu.
               
                Mrng 2a.m,cheekati tho oka private hyd vehicle ekkanu.hyd ki inko 50 km.undi,Daridram ....pocket lo unnattu... aa time lo vehicle chedipoindi .aa highway road lo okka vehicle kuda aagatledu.Mrng 5.30.... inkaa 50km vellali. 6.30 ki oka vehicle vachindi,rush ga undi,thappadu ga ekkesanu,vehicle maniratnam movie laa slow ga velthondi.naa body lo unna tension ki,bandi speed ki assalu ye m aatram sink avvatledu. ICU lo unnodiki ointment raasinattundi naa Situation. At last 7.30hyd cheraanu. 

                 Chandrudi mida adgu pettinappudu neil Armstrong kuda inthaa anandha padi undadu.kaani haltkt download cheskoledu,jst screen shot tisi pettukunna. Sunday roju net cafe lu intha mrng evadu tisthadu..xm mida aashalu sannagillupothunnay.Ainaa tiraggaa tiraggaa oka net Centre edo terichi undi. Summer lo water tanker chusinattu santhosham aagaledu,velli print out tiskoni instructions chadivaa,vaadu photo kuda tiskuraavalani adigadu. Chi dinamma thokkalo job ki sava laksha  kastaala ani photo studio kosam tiragadam modalu petta. 9.15am aindi.
          
         Vethikithe Dorakkunda edi Undadav..Ammai aina,Adress Aina..PhotoStudio aina...So,photo studio kuda kanapadindi.... photo digaa.ika xm centre ki veldamani auto ekkanu 9.55 ki reach ayyano. College lopaliki velthunte watchmen aapi haltkt chusadu,exm 29th ki aite ippudenduku vachav annadu,shock nundi bayataki raadaniki 5minutes pattindi,watchmen mundu paruvu pothundemonani center chuskundamani vachanani buildup ichaa.

               April 24th na exm ani naa mind nduku fix aindi telidu.Naaku april ante istamundadu,adi naa mida paga tirchukundi ,nannu fool ni chesindi.raathrantha nenu fool ni avvadanik kastapaddanani telsi  siggesindi. Nw I'm a fool....!!!

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